This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a subscription.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a subscription.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
I realized I am very satisfied knowing that people feel comfortable enough around me to spill their feelings, their thoughts, their grievances and emotions and stories and complex situations.
I'll listen. I can never guarantee that I'll remember every detail, or help, or keep my opinions to myself, but I'll listen.
Now you've got to do the rest of the survey lol ( I was intrigued by the 'peach' choice )
Heathen’s Welcome-Wagon Survey ( copy/cut –fill out – and paste back here – and/or on any of your friends’ pages; that is, those about whom you wish to find the heathenesquian propensities thereof ). A few samples for thee where applicable.
PLEASE NOTE: This survey was specifically designed to elicit a comprehensive psychological profile and allow a proper subequent analysis of the survey-ee. I will be doing a full review of everyone’s responses and providing a personality over-view on request; hence, it is integral that you/your friends etc answer the questions honestly
1) Favorite insect :
2) Ultimate erogenous zone ( i.e. Platinum Visa Card, solarplexus, mid-hiney, goiter etc ) :
3) Roadkill-on-a-stick or Tofu-martini? :
4) First word that comes to mind when I say “poonscrabbler” :
5) Finish this sentence: one person’s orgasm is another person’s _______
6) Favorite swear-word during ‘relations’ :
7) If you had to choose, you would a) waddle naked through a high school cafeteria shouting “Poonscrabbler, Poonscrabbler”, or b) play nude-twister with ugly-ass fat people from Arkansas:
8) The fruit or vegetable that best represents your sexuality is:
9) Finish this sentence: A unicorn is to foreplay as a titmouse is to _________
10) One quirky thing you do before/during/after ‘nibblies’ is:
11) What/who is a woman’s best friend ( i.e. batteries, water bras, a eunuch with fashion tips etc ):
12) What/who is a man’s best friend ( i.e. laminated skin-mags, viagra, canines that fetch smokes/liquor etc ):
13) If I could grope one thing it would be ______ (i.e. lingerie store mannequin, self etc ) :
14) Cornish Game Hen in Aspic or Bee-flavored Skittles?:
15) (Males) The one thing I know that turns women into demons-in-bed is ______
16) (Females) The one thing I know that men think they know turns women into demons-in-bed is________
17) Peach Cobbler, Soft Porn, or ½ a dozen phallic yams?
18) What is a ‘babalak’:
19) I’d rather get the ‘freak’ on with 1) my girl/boyfriend’s furby doll, or 2) a block of fresh gorgonzola
20) If I had the money I would 1) get a boob-job 2) have a bum-tuck 3) get two boob jobs 4) get a penis enhancement 4) lie naked in bed all day eating cheetos whilst fondling the money 5) all of the above
21) Three things I know about Vancouver, Canada which are NOT in the tourist guides are:
22) (Females only ) I would pose naked for Exwhorecist because:
23) (Males) I would have my wife/girlfriend/sister/grandma pose naked for Exwhorecist because:
24) I would call my inflatable ‘companion’ (i.e. Geeves, Coco, Sally, often etc )
25) If I could do one criminal thing (i.e. beat a mime into submission, rob a hemp lingerie store etc ) and get away with it, I would:
26) One thing I learned about myself in the past 15 minutes
Eeee! You've got a devART! (This is Dissen by the way.) Pretty pictures and buggies!! *Ahem!* I mean...Scarab/spiders ...not "buggies" The photo with the boat(s) *looking....* "Sea Wolf" is funfunfun tooo!
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Enough talking, let's kill a clown!
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"Hey guess what!?! Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzy Borden!" - The Monarch
Heathen’s Welcome-Wagon Survey ( copy/cut –fill out – and paste back here – and/or on any of your friends’ pages; that is, those about whom you wish to find the heathenesquian propensities thereof ). A few samples for thee where applicable.
PLEASE NOTE: This survey was specifically designed to elicit a comprehensive psychological profile and allow a proper subequent analysis of the survey-ee. I will be doing a full review of everyone’s responses and providing a personality over-view on request; hence, it is integral that you/your friends etc answer the questions honestly
1) Favorite insect :
2) Ultimate erogenous zone ( i.e. Platinum Visa Card, solarplexus, mid-hiney, goiter etc ) :
3) Roadkill-on-a-stick or Tofu-martini? :
4) First word that comes to mind when I say “poonscrabbler” :
5) Finish this sentence: one person’s orgasm is another person’s _______
6) Favorite swear-word during ‘relations’ :
7) If you had to choose, you would a) waddle naked through a high school cafeteria shouting “Poonscrabbler, Poonscrabbler”, or b) play nude-twister with ugly-ass fat people from Arkansas:
8) The fruit or vegetable that best represents your sexuality is:
9) Finish this sentence: A unicorn is to foreplay as a titmouse is to _________
10) One quirky thing you do before/during/after ‘nibblies’ is:
11) What/who is a woman’s best friend ( i.e. batteries, water bras, a eunuch with fashion tips etc ):
12) What/who is a man’s best friend ( i.e. laminated skin-mags, viagra, canines that fetch smokes/liquor etc ):
13) If I could grope one thing it would be ______ (i.e. lingerie store mannequin, self etc ) :
14) Cornish Game Hen in Aspic or Bee-flavored Skittles?:
15) (Males) The one thing I know that turns women into demons-in-bed is ______
16) (Females) The one thing I know that men think they know turns women into demons-in-bed is________
17) Peach Cobbler, Soft Porn, or ½ a dozen phallic yams?
18) What is a ‘babalak’:
19) I’d rather get the ‘freak’ on with 1) my girl/boyfriend’s furby doll, or 2) a block of fresh gorgonzola
20) If I had the money I would 1) get a boob-job 2) have a bum-tuck 3) get two boob jobs 4) get a penis enhancement 4) lie naked in bed all day eating cheetos whilst fondling the money 5) all of the above
21) Three things I know about Vancouver, Canada which are NOT in the tourist guides are:
22) (Females only ) I would pose naked for Exwhorecist because:
23) (Males) I would have my wife/girlfriend/sister/grandma pose naked for Exwhorecist because:
24) I would call my inflatable ‘companion’ (i.e. Geeves, Coco, Sally, often etc )
25) If I could do one criminal thing (i.e. beat a mime into submission, rob a hemp lingerie store etc ) and get away with it, I would:
26) One thing I learned about myself in the past 15 minutes
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Sir, I exist!
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RAWR.
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