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- Deviant for 21 years
- She / Her
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My Bio
Current Residence: U.S. of A.
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: My decrepit iPod, Lenny, who works at the will of the Devil
Wallpaper of choice: Changes Weekly
Personal Quote: "Truly, her fork was a weapon..."
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: My decrepit iPod, Lenny, who works at the will of the Devil
Wallpaper of choice: Changes Weekly
Personal Quote: "Truly, her fork was a weapon..."
Favourite Movies
Sandlot, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Motorcycle Diaries, House of Flying Daggers
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Guster, Clarks, Carbon Leaf, Ben Folds
Favourite Writers
Neil Gaiman, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Ayn Rand
Favourite Games
Jak II and III, Chrono Trigger, Kingdom Hearts I and II, Seiken Densetsu 3
Favourite Gaming Platform
SNES, PS2
Tools of the Trade
Yarka Watercolors, Prismacolors, Intuos2, Digital HP Camera
Other Interests
Biology, loafing, good food, tea
Your Rock
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I realized I am very satisfied knowing that people feel comfortable enough around me to spill their feelings, their thoughts, their grievances and emotions and stories and complex situations.
I'll listen. I can never guarantee that I'll remember every detail, or help, or keep my opinions to myself, but I'll listen.
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Beached
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June 23rd to July 2nd, I was in Maryland.
Ocean City, Maryland - how I both despise and love thee. Your touristy commercialism is everything I hate, but there are so many nooks and crannies to your amazingness I can hardly hate you.
Assateague Island is, as I've always known, a gorgeous place. However, it harbors Lyme disease, which I hopefully do not have. Oi.
And, my eyes have been opened to a whole new world: clubbing. First, the name was hilarious - H2O2 (I kept wanting to call it hydrogen peroxide, the dork that I am) - plus it was across the street from its sister club, H20 (dubbed water in my mind). I have never seen so many ba
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Food Poisoning is Fun, Kids!
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Food poisoning f-ing sucks. :puke:
So, Wednesday night, I whipped up a garlic Thai dish with rice noodles and chicken. It smelled nasty, but tasted pretty damn good. I had half the pan, then threw the rest into the fridge for the next day. Sadly, I got munchies that night and ate everything in sight and had a huge stomach ache. Stayed home next day, feeling rather barfy the whole day. Being the idiot I am, I eat the rest of that Thai dish for dinner Thursday night. I feel barfy once again and have the taste of bile lodged in my throat for the next 18 hours. Then I realize... shit... that chicken was probably outdated.
So, naturally,
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Thank you 
You have a wonderful gallery! Please do more fishy art!!! 
Now you've got to do the rest of the survey lol ( I was intrigued by the 'peach' choice 
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Heathen’s Welcome-Wagon Survey ( copy/cut –fill out – and paste back here – and/or on any of your friends’ pages; that is, those about whom you wish to find the heathenesquian propensities thereof ). A few samples for thee where applicable.
PLEASE NOTE: This survey was specifically designed to elicit a comprehensive psychological profile and allow a proper subequent analysis of the survey-ee. I will be doing a full review of everyone’s responses and providing a personality over-view on request; hence, it is integral that you/your friends etc answer the questions honestly
1) Favorite insect :
2) Ultimate erogenous zone ( i.e. Platinum Visa Card, solarplexus, mid-hiney, goiter etc ) :
3) Roadkill-on-a-stick or Tofu-martini? :
4) First word that comes to mind when I say “poonscrabbler” :
5) Finish this sentence: one person’s orgasm is another person’s _______
6) Favorite swear-word during ‘relations’ :
7) If you had to choose, you would a) waddle naked through a high school cafeteria shouting “Poonscrabbler, Poonscrabbler”, or b) play nude-twister with ugly-ass fat people from Arkansas:
8) The fruit or vegetable that best represents your sexuality is:
9) Finish this sentence: A unicorn is to foreplay as a titmouse is to _________
10) One quirky thing you do before/during/after ‘nibblies’ is:
11) What/who is a woman’s best friend ( i.e. batteries, water bras, a eunuch with fashion tips etc ):
12) What/who is a man’s best friend ( i.e. laminated skin-mags, viagra, canines that fetch smokes/liquor etc ):
13) If I could grope one thing it would be ______ (i.e. lingerie store mannequin, self etc ) :
14) Cornish Game Hen in Aspic or Bee-flavored Skittles?:
15) (Males) The one thing I know that turns women into demons-in-bed is ______
16) (Females) The one thing I know that men think they know turns women into demons-in-bed is________
17) Peach Cobbler, Soft Porn, or ½ a dozen phallic yams?
18) What is a ‘babalak’:
19) I’d rather get the ‘freak’ on with 1) my girl/boyfriend’s furby doll, or 2) a block of fresh gorgonzola
20) If I had the money I would 1) get a boob-job 2) have a bum-tuck 3) get two boob jobs 4) get a penis enhancement 4) lie naked in bed all day eating cheetos whilst fondling the money 5) all of the above
21) Three things I know about Vancouver, Canada which are NOT in the tourist guides are:
22) (Females only ) I would pose naked for Exwhorecist because:
23) (Males) I would have my wife/girlfriend/sister/grandma pose naked for Exwhorecist because:
24) I would call my inflatable ‘companion’ (i.e. Geeves, Coco, Sally, often etc )
25) If I could do one criminal thing (i.e. beat a mime into submission, rob a hemp lingerie store etc ) and get away with it, I would:
26) One thing I learned about myself in the past 15 minutes
)Heathen’s Welcome-Wagon Survey ( copy/cut –fill out – and paste back here – and/or on any of your friends’ pages; that is, those about whom you wish to find the heathenesquian propensities thereof ). A few samples for thee where applicable.
PLEASE NOTE: This survey was specifically designed to elicit a comprehensive psychological profile and allow a proper subequent analysis of the survey-ee. I will be doing a full review of everyone’s responses and providing a personality over-view on request; hence, it is integral that you/your friends etc answer the questions honestly
1) Favorite insect :
2) Ultimate erogenous zone ( i.e. Platinum Visa Card, solarplexus, mid-hiney, goiter etc ) :
3) Roadkill-on-a-stick or Tofu-martini? :
4) First word that comes to mind when I say “poonscrabbler” :
5) Finish this sentence: one person’s orgasm is another person’s _______
6) Favorite swear-word during ‘relations’ :
7) If you had to choose, you would a) waddle naked through a high school cafeteria shouting “Poonscrabbler, Poonscrabbler”, or b) play nude-twister with ugly-ass fat people from Arkansas:
8) The fruit or vegetable that best represents your sexuality is:
9) Finish this sentence: A unicorn is to foreplay as a titmouse is to _________
10) One quirky thing you do before/during/after ‘nibblies’ is:
11) What/who is a woman’s best friend ( i.e. batteries, water bras, a eunuch with fashion tips etc ):
12) What/who is a man’s best friend ( i.e. laminated skin-mags, viagra, canines that fetch smokes/liquor etc ):
13) If I could grope one thing it would be ______ (i.e. lingerie store mannequin, self etc ) :
14) Cornish Game Hen in Aspic or Bee-flavored Skittles?:
15) (Males) The one thing I know that turns women into demons-in-bed is ______
16) (Females) The one thing I know that men think they know turns women into demons-in-bed is________
17) Peach Cobbler, Soft Porn, or ½ a dozen phallic yams?
18) What is a ‘babalak’:
19) I’d rather get the ‘freak’ on with 1) my girl/boyfriend’s furby doll, or 2) a block of fresh gorgonzola
20) If I had the money I would 1) get a boob-job 2) have a bum-tuck 3) get two boob jobs 4) get a penis enhancement 4) lie naked in bed all day eating cheetos whilst fondling the money 5) all of the above
21) Three things I know about Vancouver, Canada which are NOT in the tourist guides are:
22) (Females only ) I would pose naked for Exwhorecist because:
23) (Males) I would have my wife/girlfriend/sister/grandma pose naked for Exwhorecist because:
24) I would call my inflatable ‘companion’ (i.e. Geeves, Coco, Sally, often etc )
25) If I could do one criminal thing (i.e. beat a mime into submission, rob a hemp lingerie store etc ) and get away with it, I would:
26) One thing I learned about myself in the past 15 minutes
(loves on you)
Thanks for the great comments and the friending, I appreciate it
Eeee! You've got a devART! (This is Dissen by the way.) Pretty pictures and buggies!! *Ahem!* I mean...Scarab/spiders ...not "buggies" The photo with the boat(s) *looking....* "Sea Wolf" is funfunfun tooo!